FAMOUS PLAYERS wanted to sell gift certificates
with 3 theatre spots.

So we showcased people who have other gift ideas...

1) A gift certificate to the
Knitting Depot...
...may be a bad idea.
2) He imagines a cheesy gift from Chubby Burger...
But he gets struck by
a better idea quickly.
3) A politician who offers
a surprise date?
...not the most tasteful
surprise idea.